deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via encourage)




wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

(via businesszombie)


ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

(via encourage)


ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(via whjat)


plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(via whjat)


Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(via coastal-collision)


Your secret is safe with me. And to even it out I’m going to tell you all of my secrets.

(via ambiguous-ash)